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So, I actually checked my MySpace inbox today for the first time in forever, and oh my lord, there was some really old crap in there. But! I found this survey that Ashley and I did on April 29, 2007, and am posting it for posterity. Our answers may have changed in the past year and a half, but it's still pretty funny - at least, if you have our sense of humor.

1. The next person you'll hold hands with...will it mean anything?
Ash: It always means something.
Kait: Yeah, I guess.

2. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Ash: If I pass out while watching tv I do.
Kait: Yeah, same.

3. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle?
Ash: *smirks*
Kait: *laughs* I think that's a yes on both counts.

4. Do you think you're old?
Ash: I'm not as old as I feel.
Kait: Yeah. Same here.

5. Are you afraid of the dark?
Ash: I wouldn't call it fear. I'd call it paranoia.
Kait. Semantics. No, I'm not. Unless I'm moving around. Then I'll most likely crash into something.

6. Do you like your life right now?
Ash: I love my life right now. My whole world's beautiful, baby.
Kait: I rather do.

7. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Ash: 2 a.m.
Kait: I don't even remember.

8. Do you knock on wood?
Ash: *ptuey ptuey*
Kait: Sometimes.

9. Do you have good vision?
Ash: When I have my contacts in.
Kait: Same. I'm blind without them.

10. Can you hula hoop?
Ash: Have you seen my hips?
Kait: I haven't tried since I was about 8. Probably not.

11. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Ash: Forgive and forget are two different things. I'd forgive the person, but that would be the end of the relationship.
Kait: There's a reason you're the good twin. I hold grudges, and I don't like people touching my things.

12. Do you have a job?
Ash: Yeeeah.
Kait: Nope.

13. Are you friends with your last ex?
Ash: Yeah.
Kait: I would be if I knew where the hell he was.

14. What are you wearing?
Ash: Wouldn't you like to know?
Kait: *rolls eyes* Jeans and a red wifebeater.

15. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Ash: No, I was a goody-two-shoes.
Kait: No, I never got caught.

16. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Ash: Quite a few times, actually.
Kait: Yeah.

17. Have you ever been called a bitch?
Ash: *laughs* Bitch!
Kait: Every day. Multiple times a day. Multiple times an hour.

19. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Ash: Subway, sunscreen, batteries and Tylenol sinus.
Kait: Subway, sunscreen, chapstick, shaving cream, and lighters.

20. Are you listening to music?
Ash: No, I'm watching Kindergarten Cop.
Kait: Same.

21. Where are you?
Ash: My couch.
Kait: Ash's couch.

22. How often do you talk on the phone?
Ash: Every day.
Kait: Same.

23. Do you have a boyfriend?
Ash: I have a husband.
Kait: Yes, I do.

25. Are you in a complicated relationship?
Ash: Nope. It's evs, baby.
Kait: Nah.

26. Do you hate more than 3 people?
Ash: I don't think I really hate anybody.
Kait: Probably not.

27. Have you ever tripped someone?
Ash: *evil laugh* Don't let your kids wear those damn tennis shoes with the skates in the bottom.
Kait: *laughs* I fuckin' hate those!

28. Name one thing that is always on your mind?
Ash: Mmm...dog penis.
Kait: *laughs* Sex.

32. Have you made a prank phone call?
Ash: Not in years.
Kait: Me either.

33. Are you sarcastic?
Ash: Could that BE any stupider?
Kait: Me? Never.

34. Have you ever slapped someone?
Ash: Don't make me slap a bitch!
Kait: She'll do it!

35. Do looks matter?
Ash: They don't matter, but I got lucky.
Kait: I'm gonna have to go with the same.

36. Do you use chapstick?
Ash: *laughs* A tube a day.
Kait: Yes, yes I do.

37. Are you too forgiving?
Ash: At times. Everyone deserves forgiveness.
Kait: I think I'm too unforgiving.

38. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Ash: Chyeah! My underwear are from Hot Topic!
Kait: Yep.

39. Do you own a gun?
Ash: Isn't that what's in my pocket?
Kait: *glances at Ash and decides not to say anything*

41. When was the last time you cried?
Ash: Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger make me so damn emotional?!
Kait: She's crying at the end of Kindergarten Cop. I am not. Ha.

42. Olive Garden?
Ash: Sure.
Kait: Yep.

43. Have you ever been in a castle?
Ash: I have! Quite a few actually.
Kait: Same here.

44. Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Ash: Mmmhm
Kait: Yep

45. Do you like your hair?
Ash: I would so have an affair with my hair.
Kait: When it does what I say. *cracks whip*

Okay, no question 46, drive on!

47. Do you like yourself?
Ash: I heart myself.
Kait: I'm pretty awesome.
Ash: I less-than-three you, Kaitlin.
Kait: I less-than-three you too, Ashley.

48. Are you closer to your mother or father?
Ash: They're both pretty even
Kait: My mom

49. Have you ever stripped?
Ash: I have no strategy at Clue.
Kait: Uhhh...I plead the 5th.

51. Do you chat on AIM often?
Ash: You know it.
Kait: Yeah. I know it.

52. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Ash: I'd like to think I didn't, but realistically, it's possible.
Kait: There's no evidence to support such an accusation.

53. Full House or Brady Bunch?
Ash: Here's a story, of a lovely lady...
Kait: Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.

54. Did you like your high school guidance counselor?
Ash: Oh my god, she was so cool.
Kait: Which one?

55. Has anyone ever called you a tease?
Ash: *laughs*
Kait: *laughs* Quite recently, actually.

56. Do you have any scars, where?
Ash: Yes, all over.
Kait: Same here.

57. Relationships or one night stands?
Ash: Why would you only have a one night stand? Wouldn't the other side of your bed feel lonely?
Kait: Depends on the person.

58. Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
Ash: ADRIAN!
Kait: Huh?

59. Who was the last person that made you cry?
Ash: Kaitlin
Kait: *shifty eyes*

60. Ever wish upon a star?
Ash: I'm a romantic, of course I have.
Kait: Not recently.

61. Where is your dad right now?
Ash: Um, probably Alexandria.
Kait: Lord knows.

62. Last time you kissed someone?
Ash: Saturday morning, 1:30ish.
Kait: I can't remember. It was last week sometime.

64. Last person you text messaged?
Ash: Tiff.
Kait: Probably Ashley.

65. What kind of phone do you have?
Ash: A Crackberry. And I'll admit it.
Kait: A Samsung something-or-another.

66. Where does your best friend work?
Ash: She's currently a drifter in this thing we call life.
Kait: Adams Construction Services. She's the perky one that answers the phone.

68. What are you listening to?
Ash: HBO Feature Presentation music.
Kait: Same.

69. What do you smell like?
Ash: Windex.
Kait: That's Jackie-hot. Shampoo.

70. What color are your eyes?
Ash: Caramel
Kait: Blue-grey

71. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill?
Ash: I don't like American fire drills.
Kait: Only when drunk.

72. What color are your bedroom walls?
A: White...?
K: Yellow.

73. Do you have a chair in your room?
Ash: No, I have a bed.
Kait: I have a couple chairs.

75. Do you know someone named Betsy?
Ash: I know someone that knows someone named Betsy.
Kait: I think I have a second cousin named Betsy.

76. What color is your mom's hair?
Ash: Blonde!
Kait: Red.

78. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
Ash: Isn't that what Disney is for?
Kait: Uh, yeah.

79. Are you married?
Ash: Depends on who you ask.
Kait: I am most certainly not!
Ash: And she never will be! They'll be 80 and still just boyfriend and girlfriend.

80. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
Ash: Friday.
Kait: This morning.

81. Do you play an instrument?
Ash: I played clarinet for three years.
Kait: Uh, badly.

82. Do you like fire?
Ash: *flashes back to Saturday morning at Cosi*
Kait: Oh, yes.

83. Are you allergic to anything?
Ash: The pollen that is making it hard to breathe!
Kait: Latex and mold.
Ash: *snickers*

84. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Ash: Is love considered a crush?
Kait: Yes, to both.
Ash: Then I've got the biggest crush in the world.

86. Have you ever been to a spa?
Ash: Sorta, kinda.
Kait: [in reaction to the movie] Oooooh!

87. Did you take science all four years of high school?
Ash: Didn't you have to?
Kait: Yeah.

88. Do you like butterflies?
Ash: They're okay.
Kait: Sure, I guess.

89. Do you miss someone right now?
Ash & Kait: [simultaneously burst into song] You're so faaar away...Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore?

90. Do you think they miss you too?
Ash: From the text messages before bed, I'm gonna go with yes.
Kait: I sure hope so.

91. Have you ever seen your school counselor?
Ash: We were buddies! I would go to her office for fun! And she smelled great!
Kait: For scheduling.

92. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Ash: I do at the moment.
Kait: [to Rylee, who is lying on her] If you throw up on me, I swear to god!

93. What is one thing you've learned about life?
Ash: Leave the drama at my door step and wipe your fuckin' feet!
Kait: It's all evs, baby!

94. Whats your favorite color?
Ash: Blue.
Kait: Blue.
Ash: Yay us!

95. Is anyone jealous of you?
Ash: *shrugs*
Kait: I dunno.
Ash: We're too cool to care.

96. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
Ash: I have not.
Kait: Yes! It was terrifying!
Ash: That's scary!

97. What does your mom call you?
Ash: Gigi or Jonathon
Kait: Tay, Kitty Kat, or Kaitlin

98. What does you hair look like right now?
Ash: Back in a ponytail.
Kait: Held back with sunglasses.

99. Has anyone told you that they like you more than a friend?
Ash: Yup
Kait: Mmhm

100. What have you eaten today?
Ash & Kait: Subway
Kait: Cinnamon Roll
Ash: *gives her the Look*

101. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Ash: Straight
Kait: Straight

102. Who was the last person you drove with?
Ash: Kaitlin
Kait: Ashley

103. What are you looking forward to?
Ash: Ice cream
Kait: Ice creeeeeeeeeeam!

104. How are you today?
Ash: I'm super dee duper dee and thinking my day/night will only be getting better!
Kait: Kind of blah, actually.
Ash: It's cause she just lost her ciggies! We're gonna go perk her up now!

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morgan_ohara
Aug. 27th, 2008 12:52 am (UTC)
i love you kaitlin
Thank you so much. You posted this without regard for anyone else and it made me laugh oh so very much! Literally OUT LOUD!
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